1 I love corn. I can live without most foods, but corn is essential, so crunchy and tasty. Good thing most food products in the world are made of corn.:drools:
2 I HATE being ordered aroud. You can ask me to do almost anything, ANYTHING at all, but the moment I feel you're giving me an order I go into passive-agressive mode and do giddity squat.
3 I secretly sing and dance to music when nobody is looking at me. Does that make me gay?
4 Since I've become an adult I don't like to hang out alone. I get bored and need to listen to somebodie's babbling. I've learned that everybody has a great story to tell. It's weird.
5Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking.
6Having read that, wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
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and happy Horny Werewolf Day to you too
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