Oh noes! I've been tagged by

1 I love corn. I can live without most foods, but corn is essential, so crunchy and tasty. Good thing most food products in the world are made of corn.:drools:

2 I HATE being ordered aroud. You can ask me to do almost anything, ANYTHING at all, but the moment I feel you're giving me an order I go into passive-agressive mode and do giddity squat.

3 I secretly sing and dance to music when nobody is looking at me. Does that make me gay?

4 Since I've become an adult I don't like to hang out alone. I get bored and need to listen to somebodie's babbling. I've learned that everybody has a great story to tell. It's weird.

5Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking.

6Having read that, wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.

..."Hail Satan!"


This is going to give me trouble.

SPANISH ONLY! Olé!

El primer jugador de este "juego" comienza con el topico "6 habitos/cosas extrañas acerca de ti" y quienes sean tageados deberan escribir un journal acerca de esas 6 cosas extrañas así como estas reglas. Al final, necesitas elegir a 6 personas a ser tageadas y enlistar sus nombres. No olvides dejar un comentario que diga "has sido tageado" en el deviant de la victima!

1. Nunca me ha gustado mucho el futbol. He logrado que me agrade un poco jugarlo, pero verlo me parece la cosa menos masculina del mundo. He dicho.

2. Me encanta andar en boxers cuando llego a casa. No puedo andar con pantalones.

3. Puedo soportar que mis canes apestosas se acuesten en mi cama, pero no mi hermano que se baña todos los días.

4. Hay ciertas combinaciones de comida que el solo pensar en ellas me dan ganas de vomitar, por eso no las mencionare

5. Tengo un profundo temor irracional a los payasos, no sé que barbaridad me habrán hecho en el pasado, pero no puedo ni verlos.

6. Hablando de combinaciones de comida. Hay una que me encanta. Pan y nueces saladas Y no me avergüenzo de ello

It isn't, oh noes!

Family


We be Happy Torture Club!


My buddies (in chronological order)




Artists that rock my cashbah(the list just keeps growing)


:Clubs I am pimpin'


The coolest deviant ever

Because my cousin demanded it!!!!!

20 facts about me! DUM DUM DUUUMMMM!!!!

1. I hate my cheeks! Some people love them, but I would happily get rid of them.

2. Some animals I love more than people, but some others I don't give a damn about or just hate. Main reason I am not a vegetarian, sorry Simul and Xel, but you still love me, don't ya?

3. Comics are like two steps ahead of animation in my brain-feeding pyramid, deal with it.

4. I try to avoid contact with little children, but somehow lots of them are just lured to me. Like moths to a flame.

5. I have a lot of spare anger that will just pop out someday, ergo...look at fact #6.

6. You'll never know when I am picturing me killing or maiming you.

7. Without my friends and family I would be a bigger bastard than I really am.

8. I can survive without absolutely no music.

9. You can be black, white, asian, mixed, blue or purple, I love you the same.

10. I loved women when I was a child even before I started to like girls.

11. I swim with a t-shirt on.

12. Buffy and Angel were two of my guiltiest pleasures.

13. She is 100% lesbian, but still wants to have my babies, badly. Do I get a prize or award for that?

14. Grant Morrison is the master, I'll cut your fucking face if you say otherwise!

15. If a movie has a great script I don't mind if its done with sock puppets :hearts:

16. If you wanna get into my pants, recite me Kafka, Zweig, Amado or William S. Burroughs. Yes, I am THAT easy.

17. You may be my best pal in the whole wide world, I may have the fondest memories about you, but if I don't see you for a long time, I won't recognize your face. I just suck at remembering faces.

18. Vegetable fried rice: my comfort food.

19. Yaoi loving women and girls: never change, you have the right yo watch your sweet, sweet pr0n!

20. A good deed is its own reward.

That's all, folks!


Family


We be Happy Torture Club!


My buddies (in chronological order)




Artists that rock my cashbah(the list just keeps growing)


:Clubs I am pimpin'


The coolest deviant ever